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Friday, September 26, 2008

Into the Internet Tubes! In search of Black Holes!



We delve deep below the streets of midtown Big City in this week's edition of the Random Access File. Our host Howard Stern, NO NO NO! NOT THAT GUY! NOT THAT GUY!, is just your average everyday working stiff, who carefully escorts you, our valued podcast listener, through the ins and outs of one of the largest Internet tubes in Big City in search of an truly ominous denizen, the Internet Black Hole! The fact is, the Internet is not such a friendly global environment. The digital high seas are fraught with all sorts of nasty sub oceanic entities, including the Internet Black Holes.

Mister Stern has been a senior member of the IITCMWU, the International Internet Tube Construction and Maintenance Workers Union AFL-CIO Local 237A, since December 14th 1939, so he carries with him almost seven decades of accumulated experience on Mechanical Internet Infrastructure. By the way, this feature was recorded in Big City Cable's primary outgoing e-mail tube so if you listen carefully, you can actually hear personal e-mails and spam being tossed from server to server.

In the associated promo that plays before the main Random Access File feature, we learn that Marilyn Krasnov is also employed by Big City Cable as an Internet Tube Maintenance Specialist.

So download this week's This Week in Amateur Radio Ham Service and the TWIARi Broadcast version, or even better connect to: http://www.twiar.org/n2fnh/RATParts Look for file number RAF080424_HOLE.cab, right click and "Save Target As" to your hardddrive. Use your WinZIP or IZArc to extract the select RAF audio WAV file inside!

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