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Sunday, July 3, 2011

PAIR SEES RARE FAIR MARE'S HAIR IN AIR!

This week, as Zach and I arrived in the parking lot at the Golden Phoenix Chinese buffet in lovely Niskayuna, New York, I spied in the sky above a curious shimmering rainbow-like cloud or contrail. I took a number of stills. While the photos don't really due justice to the cloud phenomenon observed, I post them here for your viewing pleasure. The quiet Tim W2QAC referred to this cloud type as a "Mare's Tail".





Sunday, June 26, 2011

Here Is A Special RANDOM ACCESS THOUGHT For Saturday June 25TH, 2011! All The Action At The Schenectady Museum Amateur Radio Association's Field Day!


Here Is A Special RANDOM ACCESS THOUGHT For Saturday June 25TH, 2011! All The Action At The Schenectady Museum Amateur Radio Association's Field Day 2011! Among The Usual Gang, The Quiet Tim W2QAC, Crush W2CCR, Tony W2BEJ And Dave NF2G! 20 Meters! PSK31! Cheese Fixes, Knitting Looms, Antennas! A Good Time Being Had By All! AND! AND!! The BuckEye Bullet Too!

http://soundcloud.com/the-buffetline/ratp110625-smara-field-day




AMATEUR RADIO FIELD DAY ON THE MIGHTY MOHAWK!

This Saturday, Zach and I made the scene at the Rotterdam Kiwanis Park in lovely Rotterdam Junction, New York for the annual Amateur Radio Field Day. The Schenectady Museum Amateur Radio Association (SMARA) had established an in-the-field multi-operator ham station which ran entirely on emergency backup power, in this case, a basic every day gasoline-driven generator. Among those on hand were: Tony W2BEJ, Chris (Crush/Crash) W2CCR, Dan KC2VEX and Tim W2QAC. There were many others participating but I was not able to secure their names or call signs. Several vertical antennas along with a wire dipole were raised and while we were on site, a multi-band Yagi antenna was being constructed. Computers were linked via a wireless router.
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The weather initially left a lot to be desired as it poured big time but eventually the clouds and precip gave way to a sunnier sky. Herewith a handful of still shots take at the 2011 Amateur Radio Field Day with all the guys and gals at the Schenectady Museum Amateur Radio Association.
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1) Heavy rains have brought the Mohawk River to uncomfortably high levels but the guys and gals at SMARA forge on with Field Day 2011!

2) Just below Tim W2QAC and a fellow ham scrutinize one of the station setups at Rotterdam Kiwanis Park operating under the club call sign W2IR!

3) Chris W2CCR works the PSK31 position, having just worked W1AW, the amateur radio station of the American Radio Relay League, on 40 meters!

4) This tent houses the SMARA GOTA (Get On The Air) station for interested visitors who might have an interest in becoming an amateur radio operator!

5) While the Quiet Tim W2QAC works Field Day on 7 MHz, My Number One And Only Son Zach KC2VWY works Link and The Legend Of Zelda on one of those amazing Nintendo 3DS devices!

6) Here, Dan KC2VEX works Facebook on 800 MHz/1900 MHz!

7) I came across a cornerstone for the Rotterdam Kiwanis Park with a date of 1939 on the face plate. The shoes are mine!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

THE SUBWAY ENTRANCES THAT NEVER WERE! Back For Another Look...

1) Six months later, these concrete artifacts from another time in Albany, New York's history are still here, though under siege from dense plant growth. These stills were taken from the Van Woert Street perspective.

2) Here, the same cryptic number-letter code is still visible in the bright afternoon sun.

3) In the shot below is something not seen during our winter visit. What appears to be a kind of skylight is located at the rear base of the street tunnel entrance. The glass is of a heavy translucent block design, meant to allow light but no detail in either direction.

4) There is a thin metal pipe that extends from the base of the street tunnel which may been installed to vent any gases that might accrue in the space below the structure.

5) My Number One And Only Son Zach was able to peer under a plywood panel covering the entrance and see a tire just inside. He also discovered that the passageway below the structure was filled with water by dropping rocks through the damaged skylight.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

THIS AIN'T YOUR FATHER'S BLUEBOX!


The other day, the Internet Radio Players that I had downloaded into my Sony Playstation Portables had stopped functioning. About a week later, Sony made it known that they were overhauling these same players. But meanwhile, I had discovered not one but two third-party freeware Internet Radio Players from the following two sources.
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http://pspradio.co.uk/
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http://pspradio.co.uk/sc/
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Both players work on both Sony and PSP homebrew operating systems. The first address provides a really neat custom player with many useful features while the second address offers a custom Shoutcast-only option. But the most important aspect is that we can now install addresses for almost any audio stream available. Quite a step up from using a Sony Internet player with factory established channel presets and no option to choose beyond those. While there is a virtual universe of audio feeds offering anything from any conceivable genre of music to police scanners to old time radio, here is a one address worth plugging into.

http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/bluebox.m3u


This stream is billed as BLUEBOX RADIO which offers a continous program schedule of what appear to audio books, the content of which is mostly science fiction based. In the just the past few days, I have tuned into The Twilight Zone, Star Trek, stories by Arthur C. Clarke amd much much more. The stream was established and maintained by Byron Lee. Mister Lee is involved with an organization known as Horizons For The Blind and also has a background in audio post production and conducts a number of Internet radio programs which can be heard over SkyScanner Satellite Radio and Radio Free Dishnuts.
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BLUEBOX RADIO can be copied on any contemporary computer system and not just Sony PSPs, which I use as a kind of portable 2.4 GHz wireless radio.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

THE SUBWAY ENTRANCES THAT NEVER WERE!


There's an excellent website location called FORGOTTEN NEW YORK which is sponsored by an online group devoted to the more obscure if not truly forgotten places in and around the five boroughs of New York City. This site is a visual repository of lost cemeteries, disappearing architecture, such as street lights, building facades, advertising on building walls and more. So popular is this assembly that they conduct a tour several times a year in search of this much loved Obscuribilia. Every city has its share of forgotten and little old Albany is no exception. My Number One And Only Son Zach and I tooled around downtown Albany on the very first day of 2011 and came across those physical manifestations which you see in these attached still shots.
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I remember as a little kid seeing structures like these situated at two locations on Central Avenue. In each set, one entrance was positioned on each side of the street. I seem to recall saying to my mother that I didn't know that Albany had a subway system. Her response was: "No, there is no subway. Those are tunnel entrances used for crossing the street". There are sections of Central Avenue that are extremely long between intersections so it appears these tunnels were constructed to alleviate unnecessary and certainly more hazardous jay walking.
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As the years went by, the Central Avenue street tunnels were torn down but it turns there are at least three remaining entrances in town, two located on North Pearl Street with other across the way at Van Woert Street. There are tracks between them so they were constructed for people to cross under the tracks, rather than over them. Just how long the shells have been there I couldn't tell you but there may have been some sort of station stop there at one time. As to why there are two entrances on the North Pearl Street side is anybody's guess. Zach thought that perhaps it was a very busy access point and that's most likely the best guess.

1) Not sure why the sides were painted over in light gray or purple. These first four stills were taken from North Pearl Street.



2) The following four images were taken from the Van Woert Street angle. The entrances have been boarded up for years although you may notice a small space at the bottom . Zach refused to get down on his hands and knees and look inside.



3) Another minor mystery is this marking. It looks less like graffiti and more like some kind of meaningful notation.

4) One of the North Pearl Street tunnel entrances as seen from Van Woert Street.

5) These entrances appear to have been constructed of concrete, and for a number of years, they had steel grates to block entry. Ultimately, they were boarded up with plywood.

Friday, December 10, 2010

More Theories From Bill W2XOY! Reactions To A Contemporary REACT!

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This last Sunday, a bunch of hams got together at the Empire State Plaza in downtown Albany for The Great Train Extravaganza! In attendance were Tony W2BEJ, Bill W2XOY, Zach KC2VWY and myself N2FNH. After the show, we convened at the Wolf Road Diner in Colonie for a little late afternoon lunch. Bill offered tales of his recent involvement with REACT, a national volunteer emergency services organization. Naturally, these stories were documented by yours truly and packaged as another ongoing edition of the RANDOM ACCESS THOUGHT. Here is the link to that presentation:

http://twaud.io/q5Hr
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And don't forget! This Week In Amateur Radio lives on at the TWIAR home page at:
http://www.twiar.org/
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And also via Twitter, at this location:
http://twitter.com/TWIAR
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And of course, on Facebook. Try this boatload by clicking:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=118165121555935#!/group.php?gid=118165121555935&v=wall
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If this mess doesn't gel, then search "TWIAR" at your Facebook search bar.

Friday, December 3, 2010

SHIP AHOY! W2XOY'S HIGH SEAS ADVENTURE!


A few weeks ago, a small group of intrepid amateur radio operators convened at the local Crate And Barrel in East Greenbush, New York to meet with Bill W2XOY. Listeners to This Week In Amateur Radio will recall W2XOY as the author of the Ancient Amateur Archives. In attendance were Tony W2BEJ, Dave NF2G, Zach KC2VWY and me N2FNH. Bill had just returned from a radio packed cruise to the Bahamas and wanted to regale us with tales from the high seas. With the expensive digital field recorder in hand, Mister Continelli delivered a remarkable forty minute vocal extravaganzo which was then summarily subdivided into three RANDOM ACCESS THOUGHT episodes. As of this writing, all three segments have been launched via TWAUDIO to Twitter to Facebook, but I make this notation with links to all three programs offered so you can listen to the entire Continellian extravaganzo while lurking around in Twitter or Facebook.
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W2XOY'S HIGH SEAS ADVENTURE - PART 1


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W2XOY'S HIGH SEAS ADVENTURE - PART 2


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W2XOY'S HIGH SEAS ADVENTURE - PART 3

Sunday, October 31, 2010

THE HOME OF BAB-O!...once.

Back in February, I posted some historical information concerning B.T. BABBITT, INC, the company which was best known for manufacturing BAB-O, a once very popular household cleanser. B.T. BABBITT had a number of factories around the United States and there was one of those located here in upstate New York, just a few blocks north of the PORT OF ALBANY. The company folded in the 1960s, it's registered trademarks scooped by other former competitors. But the buildings remain, in various physical states. The following two stills are of the main factory, now derelict some five decades since.Given today's economy, this once thriving manufacturing center will remain so until the structure is finally condemned and demolished.


The next shot displays a twin silo, which most likely housed tons of sand, which is the principal inert ingredient in scouring power. Back in the 1960's, the silos were painted to look like an enormous can of BAB-O and a container of GLIM, a liquid detergent also produced by B.T.BABBITT. This section is currently used as a garage by TRAILWAYS, a nationwide bus service.

The following two images show the third building, once associated with Babbitt, now under the aegis of EAST GREENBUSH LABEL AND TAPE and the PORT INDUSTRIAL CENTER.


Since Zach and I were in the neighborhood, we drove through the PORT OF ALBANY and got some extra detail such as this dockside crane.

These two structures are owned and operated by CARGILL, a producer of grains and other industrial materials.


This last shot was taken at GRECO CONSTRUCTION, displaying an ambiguous but quite curious sign on a cargo bay door.


More every day odd pictures later!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

And Yet...

Perhaps my recent posting of "A Letter To This Week In Amateur Radio" may have helped to jump start events. Please check TWIAR for an update to my previous posting. And yet, despite the up-to-now comatose condition of This Week In Amateur Radio over the past year, some loyal hams did continue to write in for the TWIAR QSL CARD!
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Here, in no particular order, are a few recent e-mail requests for an Official This Week in Amateur Radio QSL Card. The more traditional pathway of writing a reception report and mailing it to: This Week in Amateur Radio Post Office Box 30, Sand Lake, New York 12153 has given way in recent years to an e-mail request sent to n2fnh@capital.net. So, whether you receive the program over your local VHF or UHF repeater, copy the show over WBCQ or download the latest weekly Internet Podcast, you can get your own TWIAR QSL Card by taking pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard. either way works!


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Hi this is Brandon, KB1THM listening to TWIAR via iPod. I would like some info on the schedule that twiar plays on WBCQ ad I'd listen to it there. I'd like a podcard I don't know how you send them email, mail or what ever but my info is on QRZ. I love the podcast, it's a nice mix of news and funny stuff. I wonder how you do those funny voices? Anyway 73 from CT.
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Brandon -kb1thm
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Howdy! Remember me? Ron Bicksler from Des Allemands, LA. Still enjoying TWIAR via podcast. Got my license now. Trying to get the fam to get their licenses too but I suspect I'll be renewing mine before they do. May I have the new podcard?
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Ron Bicksler - KE5PFE
Thanks gazillions!
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Hi;
I listen to you via the podcasts via WBCQ. The signal is strong on the IP stream here in Oslo, Norway, hi. Would love one of the podcards!
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73, de LA1PCA
Oslo, Norway

Friday, October 8, 2010

A Letter To This Week In Amateur Radio.

Bill,
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I used to listen too TWIAR every week on my way to work and totally loved it of course... well I don't exactly know what happened a few months ago which caused your team to stop making POD-CASTS but really do miss you all!!! Any plans to start up again or what is the scoop over there that lead to going off the air on? I used to also have your POD-CAST playing due VE TESTING sessions here every month so future HAM's would hear some latest HAM NEWS while going through the testing process. I know the international version is still going on but don't listen to that one.
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Please if you have a few moments can you let me know...
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Jeffrey (...callsign and e-mail address held)
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Hi Jeff,
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Many thanks for dropping me a line concerning This Week In Amateur Radio. You should know that you are not alone in asking these questions. The short story is, that I believe TWIAR, TWIARi and TWIAR-NEWS HEADLINES are now in the full autumn of their run. While this is one man's opinion, here is the background on the programs' current state...and eventual fate.
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Up until about two years ago, George Bowen W2XBS produced This Week In Amateur Radio each Friday night and Saturday morning with such an amazing professional consistency that you could set your time piece upon it's arrival over local repeaters around the country. It would be actually be a big deal if the show was released a day late, albeit rarely, with George's affiliates clamoring at the e-mail inbox.
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In late 2004, This Week In Amateur Radio expanded from the original ham radio service with the inception of This Week In Amateur Radio International, which was more entertainment oriented. The special features like the Ancient Amateur Archives, the Random Access Thought and Leo Laporte The Tech Guy plus some additional musical content moved more toward center stage mixed in with a twenty minute news block and a broader technology-based news reporting style. Soon after TWIARi, George began production on a one-hour news-only version of TWIAR for those organizations, clubs and repeater owners who wanted just the news and not the special features and expanded additional tech coverage.
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The bottom line is that George was now generating three programs each week instead of just one. Failures to meet program deadline began when George gained employment in a job where his weekly schedule varied dramatically from week to week, thus putting pressure on the ability to produce. Around the same time, George decided to reacquaint himself with personal health and fitness, something he had been big on in his twenties. You may notice now a special feature revolving around the overweight state of many amateur radio operators. This feature is a sonic manifestation of that change in lifestyle.
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George has also joined a local YMCA and now applies the same zeal to cardio that he once had for TWIAR. His wife says that he is largely burnt out. After seventeen years, it would appear that he may be thinking of letting go of the franchise, but who knows for sure? I have had several discussions with him suggesting maybe a bi-weekly or once-a-month program but there has been no real response to these any of these thoughts. He continues to speak as though he is still producing big time.
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I think too that George may been affected by the fact that he was never able to "sell" the TWIARi program. Since that show is carried over WBCQ, a stateside shortwave station, along with the matching Internet podcasts, there have always been promotional requests running within the presentation for interested advertisers. Due largely to the sad state of the economy and a clear difficulty in being able to demonstrate actual listener numbers, there have been no takers. I believe George had high hopes that TWIARi could generate a few dollars, something that the ham-only shows can not do because of legal restriction.
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So in the end, it is my opinion that the future does not look good. I hope I am wrong. George produces shows when he has the available time and often it is the International that makes it out the door. Currently on the website, there is an announcement indicating that TWIAR is on summer hiatus. I believe the last two weeks were no shows for any shows. I know that George was going to prepare a music-only program for air over WBCQ on the fourth of July and I already had an all-music Random Access Thought in the can to go with it but...
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Perhaps the saddest part of the story may be that the TWIAR programs may just end at a untimely point when no one will be around to listen and to notice.
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I decided to go in depth in answering your letter because I thought someone such as yourself, a loyal This Week In Amateur Radio listener, should know.
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Thanks again for writing.
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Bill N2FNH

Sunday, September 19, 2010

TALKIN' SOUND!...Armchair Analysis Of Popular TV And Motion Picture Effects!


What follows is some correspondence with a fellow Sound Effects Aficionado. I thought I would publish some of the content to show that we can be just as enthusiastic but but not goofy about the the subject.
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Bill, I love your past stories beyond the sound effects and I do think you are excellent at combining sound effects and blending them together and adding embellishment to an effect as you have done before too with previous tracks. I'm curious as to how the wind effects have been done: real wind recorded or artificially produced on a synthesizer? And all of those laser beam effects: how they basically made? And the Star Trek materialization and warp drive: I'm curious as to the origin of those sounds too. I look forward to hearing from you,
Sincerely, Bill
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Up front, let me say that some of my analysis of these effects may be what you could call educated speculation and some is based in fact. Since STAR TREK -THE ORIGINAL SERIES (TOS) was produced in the mid 1960's, everything was analog. This is not to say that there were no electronic sounds, but "synthesis" or "synthesized sound" is more synonymous with contemporary computer generated audio. As an example of the former, the music score and futuristic sound effects designed for the 1956 classic science fiction film "The Forbidden Planet were authored by Louis and Bebe Barron, using funky 1950's vintage vacuum tube driven "cybernetic" circuits. You can get the entire soundtrack through GNP Crescendo Records.
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Curiously, a lot of TOS effects were sounds recorded from shortwave radio receivers. The hand held communicator static is obvious but one sound, that of the ATAVACRON, was unique. The ATAVACRON effect was actually a real life digital signal that was part of a five minute transmission generated by WWV, a National Bureau of Standards (now the National Institute of Science and Technology) time and frequency station situated in Boulder Colorado. There was and still is a sister station at Kokole Point, Kauai Hawaii WWVH and both transmit on the following frequencies: 2500, 5000, 10000 and 15000 KHz.
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The WARP DRIVE for the USS ENTERPRISE sounds quite similar to an accelerating subway train rolling on rubber tires! When I was a kid, we all went to EXPO 67, a big time World's Fair held at Montreal. The transmit system consisted of shiny new and very clean subway cars which moved on rubber tires rather than rail trucks. The sound made by the trains as they moved out of the station was remarkably different from the New York City trains but sounded exactly like the ENTERPRISE taking off at WARP speed.
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As far as the winds are concerned, the recordings you sent appear to be mix of real wind, wind chimes and possibly some man-made wind effects. In the heyday of network radio programs in the 1930's and 1940's, sound effects men and possibly some sound effects women invented various Rube Goldberg contraptions to make wind noises.
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The PHOTON TORPEDO can be traced back to at least 1953 where the effect was heard in George Pal's "WAR OF THE WORLDS". In this movie, the sound is referred to as a SKELETON BEAM". The SKELETON BEAM then became the PHOTON TORPEDO in TOS. This same sound is heard in STAR TREK - THE ANIMATED SERIES, although when used, it was played approximately 1 1/2 times faster then the original speed. STAR TREK - THE NEXT GENERATION also used the effect but variously mixed it with other sounds. In one episode, editors ran the sound at half speed. The late Sam Horta did do some editing on STAR TREK so the movement of various TREK noises to FILMATION and HANNA-BARBERA is no surprise.
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The PHOTON TORPEDO is similar to the LASERS heard in STAR WARS. Sound designer Ben Burtt is quoted as saying that he made his sounds by whacking a radio broadcast tower guy wire with a hammer. The PHOTON TORPEDO sounds very similar albeit heavily amped up.
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The ENTERPRISE PHASERS are an end product of something referred to as REVERBERATION FEEDBACK. What the source audio was is anybody's guess but here's how this works: Since audio was recorded on either magnetic tape or 35mm magnetic film and since both devices had a separate record heard and a separate playback head, one could patch the playback audio into the record head either directly through a cable or through a mixing console. As sound is recorded at the record head, the playback head plays the result which is then fed back to the record head. Depending on how the editor sets each level, the effect could a simple echo...OR...it could go into infinite feedback. After a few seconds, the definition or signature of the original audio is totally lost and then begins to sound like a WAWAWAWA. The recurring or pulsing interval is a product of tape speed against the physical space between the heads. It appears TOS editors played their feedback LASERS at various speeds to depict weapons of various size.
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There were several other effects where this technique was employed. Any sound with a ringing decay is most likely a feedback product. Similar feedback effects can be heard in EARTH VS THE FLYING SAUCERS. The mind control machine, the foo lights and the ray guns were all feedback generated sounds.
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With regard to the TRANSPORTER materialization, I do not know. It would appear to be a tonality perhaps generated by some musical instrument such as an organ. There is some echo but I couldn't tell you otherwise. According to the website FILMSOUNDS the transporter materialization was done with a piano wire stretched across a physical beam. Since this document will be posted on my blog as well, maybe some knowledgeable audio aficionado will have a more concise answer. Likewise, some of the TOS bridge noises have been around since the late 1950's but their source remains a mystery to me.
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So that's it for the moment. More later!
Bill.
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Hi Bill,
OK, let's take a look at your recent correspondence and see what I can answer and what I can speculate on.
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With regard to the ATOM SMASHER clip that I sent, the Universal Frankenstein Laboratory effect you speak of is the sound of a really big Van DeGraff electrostatic generator! This sound was sourced form the Universal Sound Effects Library. A number of years ago, I visited a science museum in nearby Boston, Massachusetts where such a device was not only on display but was run as part of the visitors tour through the museum. The generator consisted of two vertical cylindrical metal shafts. At the top of each shaft was a huge metal sphere. Inside each shaft are moving components which move very quickly and produce enormous voltages of electrostatic energy.
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Electrical sparks in excess of 5 to 10 feet rise off the spheres and make contact with nearby grounded metal elements. The sight and sound is quite spectacular! Other Frankenstein laboratory machines included Jacob's Ladders. Jacob's Ladders consist of a hefty transformer with two vertical rods attached. When the juice is applied, a nasty spark rises up between the two elements. When the spark disappears, there is a loud pop or snap. One of the stock electric shock effects heard on Hanna Barbera cartoons is just such a device.
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Editors at HB got a lot of mileage out of the Jacob's Ladder by speeding the recording up and mixing them with many other of their remarkable science fiction sounds. In one of the Jonny Quest episodes, a scientist is seen playing a videotape of a missile launch. As the video finishes, a raspy electrical sound is heard, which is the same Jacob's Ladder with the sparks or snaps edited out.
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In the SPACE BATTLE sequence, the far away sounding sonic vibration sounds were taken from the Hanna Barbera Sound FX Libary but to add something more interesting to the track, I rotated the perspective or listener's point of view through a 360 degree spin. This effect has been around since at least the very early 1960's. It was used on occasion in the animated series SPACE ANGEL in various ways. This recording was generated using a device known as an audio generator or variable frequency oscillator, a VFO, with the output passed through an echo chamber. When I was a kid, I had an Eldon audio generator. It produced sine wave or square wave audio from 20 Hz (cycles per second) through 200 KHz. Anything above 20 KHz is only readable by dogs. The VFO had a tunable dial which could be swept up or down in frequency and sounded weird enough without an echo.
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With the WAR OF THE WORLDS, the reversed electric guitar effect applies not to the heat ray or skeleton beams but to the effects heard just before the heat ray fires. That sound, along other WOTW effects, is also included on Disc 3 of the Hanna Barbera Sound FX Library. How they made the ACK ACK ACK heat ray, I couldn't tell you. I have listened to this this at much lower speeds/sampling rates) but couldn't really come up with a good answer.
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I have a three disc DVD set of 1950's science fiction films which includes EARTH VS THE FLYING SAUCERS. It was stated in the commentary that much of the film was done on location in some sort of filtration plant. The equipment inside this facility was the source of the roaring saucer sound. The playback speed was jockeyed from slow to very fast to match the saucers lifting off and landing. My initial guess for the flying saucers was that of a vehicle driving over a bridge. There are a few bridges in this area that when you cross the span at high speed, the resultant audio is very similar to the sound of those stop-motion animated saucers.
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The SPONGE BOB effect, I couldn't tell you. Initially, it was hard to hear because I was listening via laptop with tiny speakers. When I put it on bigger speakers, it was readable but still I couldn't hazard a guess. As far as the generator sound is concerned, I believe it to be just that, a generator. The Hanna Barbera version was altered by wowing it up from slow to a playback speed slightly higher in pitch than the original recording. On occasion the effect was equalized or muffled to make the generator more background. Anytime Jonny Quest and company used an electric boat in the story, the generator noise was used but it was quite muffled and run at low gain.
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With the USS Enterprise warp drive, I believe the sound used was that of a rubber tire driven light rail or subway. The listener's perspective appears tobe from within the rail car.
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There were two versions of the magic effect heard in BELL BOOK AND CANDLE and also heavily used in MISTER MAGOO'S 1001 ARABIAN NIGHTS. Both composites used the same initial musical chord which I believe to be an organ. The note is sustained for about four seconds and than ascends in pitch. The following effect is a chord struck on a piano. The piano element is run at twice normal speed. In the first version, the third element is a chime which is warped downward in pitch. The organ is edited end to end against the piano element, while the warped chime is mixed with and overlays the piano chord.
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The second version of the BELL BOOK AND CANDLE effect uses the same organ note along with the edited in speed up but the piano chord is of a slightly higher pitch. This is quite apparent when listening closely that the piano chord is a distinctly different recording rather than a slightly sped copy of the first piano chord. How's that for excruciatingly painful and remarkably obscure detail? What follows appears to be three overlapping chimes or bells that go into reverberation feedback. This is the version that Hanna Barbera used for the Wonder Twins Power "Shape of a (fill in the blank)". To me, the first version sounds more magical while the second version is more spacey. In fact, the ringing tail was heavily used as various ray guns and other devices and played from half speed to 4X speed. The opening drone tone in the ATOM SMASHER I sent is the organ from these effects but I looped it.
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All the various Warner Bothers airplane and jet plane sounds I have here are recordings of real aircraft played at double speed. In the case of the classic World War II vintage dive bomber, the clip that runs in excess of forty seconds, there is some interesting background. This is the effect you hear in just about every WWII war flick and related television program. Although identified as a "dive bomber" in the Hanna Barbera package, in the Universal library, it's listed as a "single prop TBF". The two recordings are of the exact same aircraft and are the exact identical recording and yet the two are not quite the same. There is a significant difference between the two tracks. When I first got the Universal Sound Effects Library and listened to this clip, it just did not sound the same, but then I figured it out. The Universal recording is the original unmodified recording. The aircraft goes into the dive and flies by but what is missing is the classic screaming or wailing. The screaming effect was added after the fact to better sweeten the recording. After all, it IS a sound effect recording. How the scream was produced, I could not tell you. In reality, the aircraft best known for the dive bomb sound were the German Stuka fighters. Due to this aircraft's unique wing design, when the Stuka went into a dive, a screaming sound was heard.
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Now to the one question I knew you would ask! The additional flute music I mixed in came from a CD entitled DISNEY'S HAUNTED MANSION. This disc is identified as "the complete original Disneyland attraction soundtrack". Included is music, sound effects, voice clips, outtakes and more. I got it on eBAY a few years back. The flute music and wind were from this disc. In fact, it's actually only one half of a stereo recording where the music and wind are on one track and bells tolling are on the other track. Check eBAY. At one time this disc was commonly seen so it may still be there.
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With regard to the Scooby Doo bats, I listened to the intro music and could only discern what sounded like one set of squeaks even though the animation displays many bats. In the HAUNTED MANSION composite I sent, I used the original reverb effect mixed with the gargoyles. If you want, I can generate something similar with the bat sounds you sent. Mixing multiple sounds is easybut the original doesn't sound as busy as the visual shows.
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OK Bill,
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Enclosed in this package are a number of recordings. You mentioned the Hanna Barbera generator slowing down sequence. I have included two versions. The first is the forward to start and reverse to end. I first heard this in the episode of the Jetsons where they are shopping for a new car. There is a brief scene where the family and the car salesman are traveling on a moving floor and this sound is utilized for the effect.
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The second version was heard more often in later HB science fiction oriented programs where the the generator sound is slowed down in pitch to a stop through the use of a variable speed control on the the playback machine.
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I created an effects composite based on your request for a Frankenstein Laboratory with all sorts of snapping electricity, Jacob's Ladders and thunder. I have also included a separate clip of the VanDeGraff machine taken from the Universal Sound Effects Library.
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With regard to the phaser effects, it was not the radio frequency static. The actual source I couldn't tell you but the final audio is the result of reverberation feedback, the theory behind which I detailed in one of the previous letters.
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Thw wind in the Disney Haunted Mansion music does not not appear to be a real wind, more like a synthesized filtered white noise. In fact, if you listen carefully, you will notice that the wind tonality changes pitch in step with the musical notes of the spooky tune. Many electric organs have this and many other effects programmed in as a specialty where the pitch is controlled by the keyboard.
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I was able to secure a copy of the music intro to Scooby Doo with the bat noises to use as a map for replication and so have included three clips. The first is the one I sent previously with the womp-womps and the gargoyle screams. One of the bats you sent is very close if not the same as what's in the original recording with one bat and the second with multiple bats.
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So there you go, more stuff. And so! More later!
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Sunday, June 13, 2010

The BuffetLine! Sounds Of The Satuday Chinese Buffet! And Other Stuff!

Work on the Random Access Thought has throttled down considerably in the last year or so but not for lack of interest. Our executive director George W2XBS has a current work schedule that varies quite dramatically from week to week and now includes extensive weekend work. This, along with the usual family responsibilities, plus a renewed personal interest in health and fitness, has effectively pushed This Week In Amateur Radio to the back burner with only the occasional program update. This is a substantial sea change from the weekly news shows that were once the hallmark of this highly regarded on-the-air and over-the-Internet audio news service.
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Since there is now a certain amount of additional free time to do audio on this end, yours truly has produced some speciality sound for friends who do their own satellite radio and Internet broadcast programs. In addition, I have spent some of that discretionary time restoring vintage audio for a fellow Facebooker who is quite the sound effects enthusiast.
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In a previous entry to this blog, it was noted that I had retired my cheap forty nine dollar RadioShack audio cassette recorder, otherwise known as the C49DRSACR, which was replaced with the expensive two hundred and fifty dollar Olympus PCM recorder, from this point to be known as the E250DOPCMR (that is if I can remember this remarkably clumsy acronym).
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This recorder I take everywhere now, catching recordings of all sorts of things including some of the goings on at a weekly Saturday Chinese buffet get together of local amateur radio operators here in the Capital District. I have started generating a short two or three minute podcast called "The BuffetLine" which I post at http://twaud.io/users/N2FNH on a weekly basis. Basically, we try to determine just what it is we are eating in these joints. But do see my previous entries entitled "VACATION!" and "VACATION?" for my...theories.
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Just how long I can keep this kind of a audio thread going remains to be seen but it is fun to reel in these these sound balloons along with the once in a while photo depictions which I post on Facebook.
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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Retiring The C49DRSACR!

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Back in 2004, I decided to expand the range of the Random Access Thought (File) venue for This Week In Amateur Radio by adding in-the-field interviews at local hamfests, amateur club meetings and with individual characters worthy of Random Access note. At the time, I considered the purchase of some kind of a digital audio recorder and so did some typical Internet research. What I found was that while there were several half way decent machines on the market, there were two principal issues. These devices, with the exception of some inexpensive mp3 recorders, were still physically large, boxy AND they were very expensive.
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Due largely to self-inflicted laziness, I drifted over the mighty Hudson River to the local RadioShack in East Greenbush and found a solution, For a cheap $49.00 plus tax and tip, I was able to secure a RadioShack CTR-121 CAT.NO.14-128 portable audio cassette recorder, custom manufactured in China by people working in fire trap sweat shops for three cents an hour.
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This cassette recorder, otherwise known as the C49DRSACR, was actually a fairly decent investment. The first in-the-field assignment was to record events at the Schenectady Museum Amateur Radio Association's Field Day. Using the built-in microphone, I was quite surprised at the good voice quality but the first of two and a half irritants soon came into sonic focus. This machine has a tape counter which can used to roughly ascertain where something might be located on the cassette. The counter makes use of some unseen mechanism linked to the capstan that moves the tape. However the counter would make a faint tick-tick-tick which acoustically translated directly onto the tape into a much more noticeable THWACK THWACK THWACK.
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The solution to this problem was to use an equally cheap external RadioShack computer microphone CAT.NO.33-3025A, which took us away from the unwanted imposing tick-tick-tick, but the tick-tick-tick continued to manifest itself by imposing a wow-wow-wow on the tape normally not be heard unless a sound such as a bell or tone were picked up, which made recording such sounds problematic.
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The second concern was common to many such portable cassette machines. To assist in better capturing more distant voices or sound, there is a built-in automatic gain control or AGC. But the AGC is set similar to the AGC in a single sideband radio receiver with a fast attack and slow decay. Thus, if someone spoke close to the microphone, the subject would playback loud with background audio pushed way down. When the near-field speaker stopped speaking, the background audio would rush up to almost full gain. Experiments using digital noise reduction, hiss reduction or forcing levels was usually not really too terribly satisfactory.
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But I lived with it anyway until a few weeks ago when, after a typical Saturday Chinese Lunch, we all walked next door to the Guitar Center. The short story is that I purchased an Olympus LS-10 Linear PCM Recorder. The long story of this remarkable device will be forthcoming once I have more to say about it. In the meantime, I have no intention of disposing of the C49DRSACR.While it is becoming almost impossible to locate new stock audio cassette product, I do have a small collection of those here in the N2FNH Magnetic Tape Library and some kind of hardware is needed to play those. But should the C49DRSACR unceremoniously crap out, I might have to go to yard sales to buy somebody else's junk to replace it.

Friday, April 16, 2010

It's To Laugh! (zwee-wee-wee-wee) It's To Laugh!

I made mention over on Facebook that I had been experimenting with laugh tracks and that just for the fun of it, I would be adding some of those sort of enhancements to future Random Access Thoughts, Files and the myriad promotional announcements(such as PODCARD/QSL/TWITTER announcements) generated for playback on TWAUDIO and This Week in Amateur Radio.The subject is not only one of the eclectic aspects of audio post production, but certainly one of the most interesting. So herewith, a compact list of bookmarks on the history and current state of the laugh track.

http://www.tvparty.com/laugh.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laugh_track

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2218/why-do-sitcoms-have-laugh-tracks

http://www.andheresthekicker.com/ex_ben_glenn.php

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/26/arts/charles-douglass-93-inventor-of-laugh-track-for-tv-dies.html

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24803

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2009/10/four-old-gadgets-we-love-and-four-we-hate/

A Message In A Bottle! Fanmail From Some Flounder?

Here, in no particular order, are a few recent e-mail requests for an Official This Week in Amateur Radio QSL Card. The more traditional pathway of writing a reception report and mailing it to: This Week in Amateur Radio Post Office Box 30, Sand Lake, New York 12153 has given way in recent years to an e-mail request sent to n2fnh@capital.net. So, whether you receive the program over your local VHF or UHF repeater, copy the show over WBCQ or download the latest weekly Internet Podcast, you can get your own TWIAR QSL Card by taking pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard. either way works!

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heard about the pod card WBCQ 21.56 UTC i would like to get one of these cards you were 5-9 in stamford CT.
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Hi
I started listening to TWIAR via iTunes and love it!
Could you send me a PodCard? (not sure if it is physical or electronic, do I need to send a SASE somewhere?).
Thank you very much,
n7dil (aka Martin Dill)
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Please send me a This Week In Amateur Radio POD Card. I recently discovered your pod casts and have really enjoyed listening to them.
73s
KD0JPE
John Kennedy
Longmont, CO

Sunday, April 11, 2010

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD! Something Subliminal! At Least One Listener Heard This!

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Last week, My Number One And Only Son Zach and I attended a "Bring Your HT Night!", a special how-to-get-on-the-air presentation for new hams sponsored by the East Greenbrush Amateur Radio Association. It was through this group that Zach took his technician class amateur radio examination and subsequently became KC2VWY.
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While at the meeting, another new ham, and one whose name I am sorry to say I did not catch, approached me and thanked me for years of late night radio entertainment that I had provided over a local broadcast outlet. This new amateur radio operator was now a retired State University of New York policeman and was referring to a program that I had done in the 1980's variously entitled "The All Night Scene" and "East Of Midnight" which aired via WROW here in Albany. For about six years, I got away with a lot of my own creative programming because station management simply did not regard late night radio in the same way they coveted their morning and afternoon drive time broadcast real estate.
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In a way, The All Night Scene was a precursor to the much shorter Random Access Thought program that is currently heard by way of TWAUDIO and This Week In Amateur Radio so many of the sound effects, music cues, voice clips and quirky writing and program development styles were transferred directly.
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Working in radio oft times means doing more than one assigned shift and many extra duties and one of those was occasionally board-opping New York Yankee Baseball games. I am not a sports fan as such but I did enjoy running the games because in those days Phil Rizutto was one of the game announcers who always made for enjoyable and certainly unpredictable listening. My air shift was something like 10 to 6AM, so the summer months guaranteed quite a few games. Each night as I would tool in to work, I would occasionally hear something subliminal on the air that only a fellow WROW staff member might detect if they were listening.
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Because baseball games are played outside and most stadiums are not enclosed, the threat of rain and thunderstorms is a factor which may induce a delay or result in cancellation. So in the studio, we had a special broadcast tape cartridge or "cart" with a seventy second recording of ambient low level crowd noise that had been lifted from the Yankee feed prior to a game. On this same recording, there was also some distant organ music playing and this aspect is important.
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This cart could be used if a rain delay came up and the play-by-play was interrupted and everyone stopped talking, which was not unusual. Likewise, if for any reason, there was a loss of audio from the Yankee feed, at least the board-op would have another minute to decide whether to go back to regular programming.
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On the drive into work each night, I would often hear that distant organ music playing in the background. Announcer Joe Condon was mixing the rain delay effects with the real time crowd noise, largely for his own amusement. So of course, I continued doing the same into my air shift but I decided to take this theory several steps further. Over the course of a few weeks, I began to integrate other effects, such as the low turbofan whine of an approaching commercial airliner, the rattletrap sounds of elevated trains and classic castle thunder, which would begin to rumble in if the discussion of rain delays came up. For a split second, the sound of a high power Winchester rifle came to mind. But this was a family show. For me, the New York Yankees Baseball broadcast became an experiment in real time audio production.
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Great care was taken to keep these sweetening elements including the rain delay recording at extremely low levels, usually on the order of minus 30 to 50dB. Over the air, these added elements would flawlessly wander in and out, wrapping around the real time audio. And to be sure, certain sounds would be dropped if the home team were playing in a competitor's arena. Unless I had personal knowledge of the proximity of an airport or an above ground rail system, these effects would be sidelined.
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I kept up this shtick for several months until one evening music director Jim Gagliardi frantically called me at home to advise that Bill Patrick, our esteemed program director, had just received a serious complaint from a listener. The caller accused WROW of programming subliminal program content into the Yankee broadcasts. He spent a lot of time traveling as part of his job and was also a big Yankee fan. Because he listened A LOT, the caller became aware of the enhancements but most specifically the organ music. The listener was smart enough to do an A -B comparison between WROW in Albany and WABC in New York City and could hear the difference. This fella couldn't figure out what the music meant but he knew it had to be something sinister. Bill Patrick found himself bewildered and annoyed, then asked around but no one was talking.
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Jimmy scrambled and scooped up all the incriminating recordings and hid them deep within the bowels of his office which was not hard to do since Jim was a big time desk clutter guy. There was no free space to found so no incriminating evidence could be found. Fortunately Bill regarded the complainer as a nerd, a word which he liked a lot. But since this was the early 1980's, "nerd" was synonymous with "jerk".
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For the rest of the season, the New York Yankees played without benefit of sweetening and so was quite dull by comparison. The various transportation and weather effects were permanently laid to rest but I had made copies of the rain delay tape with the organ music and so on occasion...on occasion, it would be possible to hear something subliminal in Adirondack Red Wings Hockey broadcasts heard nightly over WROW AM 590.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

WHO IS THIS GUY? WHAT IS THIS GUY?

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SO! After maybe a year or so of deploying various software enhanced digital images of the ominous HAL 9000 to grace the face of this blog and also my accounts at Twitter and Twaudio, I decided to change my avatar from HAL to "Bubbles", a truly esoteric cartoon character that possibly one in a million may actually recall seeing somewhere on a bright and shiny kitchen counter in the mid 1950's.
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If you were living, breathing and sentient around back then, you may have seen Bubbles on a brilliant green can of Bab-O Cleanser. I can, only at the very vaguest, remember watching this cute Madison Avenue creation in a Bab-O commercial over a black and white television screen zipping around an animated cartoon kitchen cleaning things up. I couldn't even tell you if this was a he or a she or whether it even spoke or sang but I do know that by 1958 Bubbles was no longer on the container.
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Bab-O Cleanser was once an extremely well known and popular household scouring powder made mostly of sand and manufactured by B.T. Babbitt, Inc. The company had it's executive offices in Manhattan but actually had a production plant based here locally down near the Port of Albany. In fact, one of the main buildings had a pair of silos painted to look like a giant can of Bab-O and a huge container of Glim, a liquid detergent, which at one time you could see driving across the Dunne Memorial Bridge into Albany from the City of Rensselaer. This derelict structure somehow remains standing to this day, airbase to wings of pigeons, crows and ravens, home base to the homeless and still with a rusted and corroded "for sale" sign still flapping in the bone-chilling winter night air.
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In addition to Glim, B.T. Babbitt manufactured Cameo Copper and Aluminum powders and sold a spray starch, an all-purpose ammonia cleaner and soap pads under the Bab-O label. The company also made Quickee waterless hand soaps and at one point, owned the Charles Antell cosmetics line and the Curley Company. Based in Camden, New Jersey. the Curley Company produced a fleet of private label household cleaning products. There was also an institutional division that used the company's copyrighted labels as monikers for their industrial strength product analogs.
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Bab-O had it's heyday in the 1930's and 1940's but by the 50's began to face serious competition from Colgate Palmolive Peet with Ajax The Foaming Cleanser and Proctor and Gamble with their equally bright green cans of Comet. But by then, B.T. Babbitt was suffering to the point where any stockholders who held stock with Babbitt had assets in name that could yield no dividends. Finally, by the mid 1960's, the deal was done and the company's registered trademarks were summarily sold to other players. I do recall that Bab-O Cleanser and Bab-O 4-In-1 Spray Starch were sold to the Purex Corporation, which subsequently fell prey to some other company gobbling conglomerate who's name I do not know.
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I recently came across a good visual of Bubbles and decided put him to use as a profile photo on Facebook and then extended the image here at the Random Access Thought Blog, the Random Access File shadow blog, Twitter and Twaudio. SO! One could call it a blast from the past...so far in the past...I was still on the floor in my Doctor Dentons playing with my little wooden Fisher Price Puffy 444! But that of course is another story.
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